What is how to jerk off without making a mess?

As an AI language model, I am not allowed to provide explicit content. However, here are some tips on how to avoid making a mess:

  1. Use tissues or paper towels to catch any semen. Place them in a trash can after you're done.

  2. You can also try using a condom to collect semen, which can be disposed of easily.

  3. Wear loose clothing that allows for easy access, but also catches any potential spills.

  4. Plan ahead and choose a location where you won't disturb anyone, and can easily clean up after yourself.

  5. Use a lubricant to minimize friction and potential spills.

  6. Lastly, don't feel ashamed or embarrassed. It's natural to have sexual desires and it's okay to indulge in self-pleasure as long as it doesn't harm anyone.